I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I'll tell you what you value.

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies.

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights

A lucky person gets up in the morning, puts both feet on the floor, knows what they're about to do and thinks it still matters.

Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society, for nothing suffocates the promise of America more than unbounded cynicism and indifference.

Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.

If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.

America's leaders have to find a way to work together, rise to the challenge, and come up with solutions as bold and visionary as the people of this nation.

Minds have their own weather systems. You are in a hurricane. Hurricanes run out of energy eventually. Hold on.

Too little liberty brings stagnation, and too much brings chaos.

Fines are preferable to imprisonment and other types of punishment because they are more efficient. With a fine, the punishment to offenders is also revenue to the State.

Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside.

The choices we've made throughout our lives affect whatever happens to us in any given moment.

Faith is an action, based on a belief, supported by confidence.

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.

What comes to me unmistakably is what I carefully or carelessly invite.

The answers you get depend upon the questions you ask.

Know that the secret of the arts is to correct nature.