I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

For every opinion, there is an equal and opposite opinion.

And that's like my world." Annie pointed up to the stars again. "Inaccessible." "Not, " I said to her softly, "to unicorns. Nothing's inaccessible to unicorns. Not even--not even white birds.

Climbing has taught me many lessons, one of the most important being, just how ever-present death is. Having faced death a few times now while climbing, has made me realize that I have no fear of it.

All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines.

Undoubtedly the desire for food has been and still is one of the main causes of political events.

I have the courage to be mistaken.

I love playing guitar. It's the only thing I've ever really been great at.

I have so many people come up to me, 20-some years later, and saying, "I loved you in Jawbreaker!".

What is shape without form; What is chaos without order; What is life without death; What is friendship without love; What isn't?

Just when do men that have different blood in them stop hating one another?