I'm just a real person and I tell it like it is. I don't have a lot of secrets, which has been a fault of mine.

Why be so nasty and so rude, when I can be so fierce and so successful.

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses.

My first film was with Cuba Gooding Jr, 'The Fighting Temptations,' and I had a little part here and there on little shows as guest stars. And I've taken acting classes.

I'm a size 10. I could be a size 8 if i wanted to, but i'm effin hungry

I have arrived, and the spotlight is on me, honey!

When I walk into the room, I own it!

I am here now, because I am supposed to be here. And I guess when it is my time to cross over there, I will be over there. I am not religious, but I am spiritual, honey. My day is coming!

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

I like the Kardashians. I'm a fan. I watch their show.

Not only did I come out as a reality star that was very boisterous and vivacious and outspoken and all those things. I flipped that into money and respect. And a lot of people can't do that.

Some people are still unaware that reality contains unparalleled beauties. The fantastic and unexpected the ever-changing and renewing is nowhere so exemplified as in real life itself.

Scrolls: write on them what you want to be remembered for.

All intimacies are based on differences.

Bloggers are people too you rappers!

Umpires are most vigorous when defending their miscalls.

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

If you talk about change but don't change the reward and recognition system, nothing changes.

Prayer is the best weapon we possess. It is the key that opens the heart of God.

By the road to the contagious hospital under the surge of the blue mottled clouds driven from the northeast - a cold wind.