I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

The first rule of translation: make sure you know at least one of the bloody languages!

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

I'm always thinking about the next record. I've got like 20 different themes and then I'll scratch the themes. It's a learning process.

I have to thank my mum for kicking me out at 16 and making me stand on my own two feet - that's how I got here.

...being alone with him was like being in a room which someone had just violently left

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

A PERFUME SHOULD BE AS IMBUED WITH MEANING AS IT IS LIGHT TO WEAR.

Every base occupation makes one sharp in its practice, and dull in every other.

Every way of classifying a thing is but a way of handling it for some particular purpose.