I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

The work that God does in us when we wait is usually more important than the thing for which we wait!

For all of nature's wonder and beauty, it is also hostile and unpredictable.

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to.

Having more exposure is kind of a bittersweet thing for me, honestly, because it's nice to have a little more job security in life now.

I've always maintained that black people and women suffer from a presumption of incompetence. The burdens of proof are different. It just gets so tiresome.

The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.

I always feel a rise in my scalp or in the backs of my wrists when something is special, whether it be a song or a man.

Fondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face.

I feel no care of coin,Well-doing is my wealth;My mind to me an empire is,While grace affordeth health.

I tell you one thing - if you want peace of mind, don not fault with others.