I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

Our culture is getting better and better at encouraging women to speak, but it’s not doing enough to listen to what they say when they do.

Life throws challenges and every challenge comes with rainbows and lights to conquer it.

No amount of therapy can replace the joy of revenge writing.

The mole is an animal that digs passages searching for the sun. Sometimes he reaches the surface. When he looks at the sun he goes blind.

Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.

Most writers seem to prefer the morning, or they feel at their best in the morning. Ideas are popping into your head while you're in the shower. And that's true for me, as well.

The world is charged with the grandeur of God. It will flame out, like shining from shook foil; It gathers to a greatness, like the ooze of oil Crushed.

The Government of the United States possesses no power whatever over the question of religion.

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.

I was cold and you were fire, and I never knew how the pyre could be burning on the edge of an ice field.