I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

We Greeks believe that a man who takes no part in public affairs is not merely lazy, but good for nothing

His touch was like a bard's on his instrument, and it awakened a deep and mysterious music in my body.

Embrace the miracle of the sacred moment.

There's a whole generation growing up thinking...the government exists to care for them.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Stop spending your time; start investing your time.

I thought I was managing my expectations, but on hearing the news I discovered new and unfamiliar vocal tones. Perhaps I should do another musical.

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

To build is to dwell.

The conservative argument is that the economy is like the weather, that it just operates automatically.