I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I'm dying from about ninety-nine kinds of shame

The decision can’t alone be mine, While the chalice is still full of wine

We all live with the objective of being happy our lives are all different and yet the same.

The science of life is a superb and dazzlingly lighted hall which may be reached only by passing through a long and ghastly kitchen.

The horrible truth is we are linear beings; we can't multitask, and we shouldn't keep interrupting important connections to each other with the latest message coming in.

This is a profession in which how you look dictates whether or not you get work, so a model has to be healthy.

I always tell young athletes the same thing, 'Wherever you go, whatever you do, what must your top priority be? Running.'

These days, if you happen to be a poet you have to sing your words to get your ideas out.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.