I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.

There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end.

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.

Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have.

In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, "Yeah, you're very married." She runs the household. I refer to her as "the greatest director I've ever worked with."

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

Another show I really enjoyed working on was Raising The Bar. I did four or five episodes of that show.

... sometimes love becomes a power game between ambitions that parents have for their children and the ambitions that children have for themselves.

Sow something positive to somebody's life and you'll get that positivity back to your life because you reap what you sow.

I can stand what I know. It's what I don't know that frightens me.

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Well, everybody has a bodyguard in Brazil.

If people in America would get their finances together and start taking care of each other, we could put the government out of business.

... love is an act of sedition, a revolt against reason, an uprising in the body politic, a private mutiny.

Submit your sentiments with diffidence. A dictatorial style, though it may carry conviction, is always accompanied with disgust.

Social media gives one a family to share ones life with.

There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance.