I'm just part of a tradition of people who aren't pleased. I would never think anyone else who has the same attitude was getting it from me. I'd just think they're... sensible.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

Just the thought of you fills my heart with love.

Everything is fair in love and art.

Film is very much a universal and common voice, and we can't limit it to one particular culture.

I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.

Because the world is radically new, the ideal encyclopedia should be radical, too.

God promises to make the vale of trouble a door of hope

Even small acts of kindness can make a profound difference to somebody else.

God works through people. It’s not me.

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.