I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

Freedom is realizing you have a choice.

Maybe we weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one.

This was a crime of passion, but unlike most crimes of passion, it had been meticulously and diabolically well-planned.

The organized person ... makes the most of his time and goes to his bed for the night perfectly relaxed for rest and renewal.

The spread of computers and the Internet will put jobs in two categories. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.

The mechanics of putting one spot of color next to another, that is the fundamental thing.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

I'm an honorary consul general so I have inviolability.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

Who wants to put together something that will bear some relationship to the vision or memory or experience or story or idea or dream or whatever.