I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

Concerning the popularity of vampire books:I don't get it. I think people should read about bloody, heart-singing, mind-searing spirituality. Live your heart’s song, not its drippings.

She was a perfectly clean slate--a total enigma.

The real evidence of growing older is that things level off in importance.

Looking for equality everywhere is a huge mistake because equals are terrible and boring. But a sense of fairness and justice is a totally different thing and a much more complex thing.

I don't consider 41 being in prime of life. Even if I conceived a child tomorrow I'd be 52 by the time it was 10. I'm not sure I'd have the energy, and I find that quite scary.

Love either finds equality or makes it.

What if, along with our 'to do' list, we had a 'to be' list too?

I think if you touch ordinary people, they're simply ordinary people, the way they've always been. They work hard, they don't have really as much as they should.

I'm a brilliant filmographer. Is that a word?

Thou speak'st like him's untutored to repeat: Who makes the fairest show means most deceit.