I'm just trying not to get run over. That's number one. Number two is you gotta catch the guy in front of ya.

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

The only way to be productive is to be positive.

If my wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard, I get to whack every damn one of you with a hammer.

I've already done enough to have earned 'good driver,' so if I can be known as a great person and a good driver, that's better than only being a great driver.

That's life. You've got to deal with it, good and bad. We'll be all right. I mean, if we make the chase, we make it. If we don't, we don't.

Tried on daddy's 1979 rookie firesuit a while back. Smelled every bit of 36 years old.

There's some sorta big bar-be-que goin' on here in turn three. There's smoke all over the track! Some fan's got a big one goin' on.

My father could look straight ahead but concentrate on something on the very edge of his vision, almost nearly behind him.

You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! JUNIOR NO LIKEY!

The whole cap came off.. must've been a recap.

If you are staying inside your comfort zone, It means you are in a prison and that hinders your life.

Existence is where the soul goes to learn how to interpret itself again.

The future ain't what it used to be.

You didn't have to wash it as often and it hid the blood stains better!

I am, like anybody else, full of contradictions and personality traits, and I don't know which ones to speak from as a stand-up or what aspects of myself to ask an audience to identify with.

The central aspect of worship is the feeling of being at one with God.

If you want something you have to will it into experience

Money is good, love is wealth.

He knows himself, and all that's in him, who knows adversity.

I demand minimal for paid rehearsal and not always six weeks either.