I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.

I know the mind of ancient souls by reading ancient books.

I struggled to think pure thoughts, as Hector sucked out my psyche with his eyes.

Bleaching eyebrows makes me crazy.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

In my opinion nothing has contributed more to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country.

Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?

Each meal is an opportunity to express yourself to others, sharing a different perspective of your personality.

There was really nothing shocking in what Brigitte did, what was provocative was her natural sensuality.

I obtain my center by remembering to breathe when in a difficult situation. My daily routine includes prayer, workouts, and meditation.

I've been performing since the 60s and I made my first album in 1969, so it's been a bit over twenty years.