I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

I love to just go to the movies, watch movies, listen to the scores and all that 'cause that's, like, the next step for me.

There's a lot of disrespect in the major leagues. I believe that the disrespect in the major leagues is at a high rate and is really bad for the gam

I embody EVERYTHING from the Godly to the party.

The bigger the better; in everything.

The complete encounter with the Lord will mark an end to history, but it will take place in history.

Getting a second thing isn't always easy in this busy, competitive television market.

There is only the moment. The now. Only what you are experiencing at this second is real.

For a small moment, I fix my eyes on his, telling him silently everything that I'll never say to him aloud.

I think writing is, by definition, an optimistic act.

Don't Let the Elusive Present Moment Get Used Up by Thoughts that Aren't in the Here & Now