I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

You must know everything that God has forbidden you so as to be able to avoid it, for the one who does not recognize evil falls into it.

Rich is my word for someone who can afford to make choices, who has enough resources to do more than merely survive.

Receding from grief, it seems necessary to retrace the same steps that brought us there.

I am all for changing, even if mistakes are made in the process. Mistakes do not matter.

Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.

Auditioning is always so different for different things.

Vote to protect your family. Vote for honesty, integrity, and accountability.

The more that each of us tends our own soul, the more the world will prosper.

What if culture itself is nothing but a halt, a break, a respite, in the pursuit of barbarity?

Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia.