I'm known in the trade as Litigiousness because, which means to say I'm willing to pull people into court straight away, no messing, thank you.

Our nature hardly allows us to have enough of anything without having too much.

A very great Memory often forgetteth how much Time is lost by repeating things of no Use.

The best way to suppose what may come, is to remember what is past.

I've never done anybody any harm in my entire life. No need to chase girls, I've thousands of them on Top Of The Pops, thousands on Radio One.

I never got married anyway, because I wasn't particularly keen on accepting the responsibility of another person.

Nothing is less forgiven than setting Patterns Men have no mind to follow.

Men are so unwilling to displease a Prince, that it is as dangerous to inform him right, as to serve him wrong.

If the weeds are removed and there is nothing planted, it is the weeds that will keep growing.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

The famous carry about with them a great weight of patriarchal baggage-the footnotes of their lives.

Big government inevitably drives an upward distribution of wealth to those whose wealth, confidence and sophistication enable them to manipulate government.

History is now strictly organized, powerfully disciplined, but it possesses only a modest educational value and even less conscious social purpose.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

I've always been interested in gadgets and technology and I've always been a reader.

Put the Protestant flint and the Catholic steel together, and you will kindle a fire that will burn all around the world.

The truth is not being aired in the West. It’s a surreal perversion of history that’s going on once again, as in Bush pre-Iraq ‘WMD’ campaign.