I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I will find a way -- or make one.

Enthusiasm is something so positive.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

Behind every kick of the ball there has to be a thought.

The world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities.

No matter how successful you get, always send the elevator back down.

By the way, if I have my own cult of personality with my own geodetic dome in western Massachusetts, I will have a hurt yurt for anyone who crosses me.

The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.

Happiness or misfortune are prescribed by law of Heaven, but their source comes from ourselves.

Do not be afraid to cast yourselves into the arms of God; whatever he asks of you, he will repay a hundredfold.