I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

You say you are a poet of law

Լաւ է աչքով կոյր ըլլալ՝ քան մտքով:It is preferable to be blind by eyesight, than by mind.

I glanced at my mate- the male who had always presented me with a choice not as a gift, but as my own gods-given right.

If He who in Himself can lack nothing, chooses to need us, it is because we need to be needed.

If there is a true universal mind, must it be sane?

No man may be so cursed by priest or pope but what the Eternal Love may still return while any thread of green lives on in hope.

One thing will not change - we will be going out to win.

Zero of Animal Life probably about 300 fathoms.

We are our brothers keeper. Its going to be up to all of us.

Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.