I'm looking forward to meeting my new team-mates and to be playing for Arsenal in the Premier League and Champions League. I will give my best to Arsenal and want to make all the supporters happy.

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.

I'm so happy to be joining Arsenal, a club which has a great manager, a fantastic squad of players, huge support around the world and a great stadium in London.

People will reveal themselves to you. In single moments they show you what they are.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

My life is a fairytale stuck at the climax.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

I was 30 before I made a living that was not embarrassing.

Listen to the inner voice that allows you to be you!

The trees were full of silver-white sunlight and the meanest of them sparkled.

Fairness does not consist so much of everybody's doing the same thing, but of everybody's being willing to do something that others don't want to do.

If we discount the account of creation, we remove the significance of Christmas.

What is the world coming to, with these modern women? A man can't tell them what to do.