I'm lucky. Lord, I'm lucky.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

.. she believed a great happiness awaited her somewhere, and for this reason she remained calm as the days flew by.

In the presence of the storm, thunderbolts, hurricane, rain, darkness, and the lions, which might be concealed but a few paces away, he felt disarmed and helpless.

Find children in your neighborhood, Teach them to read and writeTake them out of the darkness, Into the light

Most Kids Are Confused Whether School Is More Important Than God Or God Is More Important.

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-livered boy.

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

How sickness enlarges the dimensions of a man's self to himself! Supreme selfishness is inculcated upon him as his only duty.

If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.

I don't want to put a pause on the rest of my life; I'm really enjoying getting older and the wisdom that comes from that.

I'm not Stravinsky, I never will be.