I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another.

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.

Children are very strong and independent characters and can come up with more interesting things than Marlon Brando, and it's sometimes very difficult to direct or order them to do something.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal.

Contemplating a purported work of art is a social activity. Either you have a rewarding time, or you don't. You don't have to say why afterward. You don't have to say anything.

I'm not aiming for a knockout. I focus on doing my best. If the knockout comes, fine. If not, that's okay.

The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

We cannot afford to lose another decade. If we lose another decade, it becomes extremely costly to achieve climate stabilization.

The body is the soul's poor house or home, whose ribs the laths are and whose flesh the loam.

Suggestion is a literary strategy.

Microcurrent devices are actually really good because they stimulate the muscles, but I'm not a big fan of injectables. You don't know what they'll do to your face in the long run.