I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I scan the room. Catherine is writing quickly, her light brown hair falling over her face. She is left-handed, and because she writes in pencil her left arm is silver from wrist to elbow.

It was extremely difficult to keep up any pace over the rocks since they were so unpredictable and devoid of reason. Their senselessness had never so much impressed me.

What defines patriotism, for me, is the idea that one rises to act on behalf of one's country.

I don't have a very clear idea of who the characters are until they start talking.

Let our weakness be what it will, mankind will still be weaker; and whilst there is a world, 'tis woman that will govern it.

Without the piano my life would be a disaster - nobody would hold me in any regard. It's the thing that saved me.

A heart-felt prayer is not recitation with the lips. It is a yearning from within which expresses itself in every word, every act, nay every thought of people.

Trump believes politics is a staged fight. But it is not. Still, clear words are sometimes needed in politics. In that sense, I believe I am better than Mrs. Merkel.

Let me admonish you, first of all, to go alone; to refuse the good models, even those which are sacred in the imagination of men, and dare to love God without mediator or veil.

Atheistic morality is not impossible, but it will never answer our purpose.