I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

I asked her if I was black or white. She replied "You are a human being. Educate yourself or you'll be a nobody!

Nobody was ever meant to remember or invent what he did with every cent.

Music replays the past memories, awaken our forgotten worlds and make our minds travel.

Most people are living for today with barely a thought of eternity.

Celebrate every moment of your sacred life on earth.

I took note of the Buddha's teaching that in one sense a supposed enemy is more valuable than a friend, for an enemy teaches you things, such as forbearance, that a friend generally does not.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

Liberals, many of them, not all of them, but many of them are obsessed with race. They see everything through a filter of race.

There is in general good reason to suppose that in several respects the gods could all benefit from instruction by us human beings. We humans are - more humane.

I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false.