I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Fate is nothing but the deeds committed in a prior state of existence.

Not everyone can see that everything has some beauty.

Nothing is good for everyone but only relatively to some people.

When a man's willing and eager the god's join in.

When you get to play with the big boys, your game improves drastically.

I head a nation of a million presidents.

Even the scrutiny is good because it lets you know the world cares about your movie, and there is interest in it.

I think every day you try to soak up as much as you can to learn and understand things better.

Life can be seen through your eyes but it is not fully appreciated until it is seen through your heart.

The problem of sexual minorities in Russia has been deliberately made controversial in Russia. There is no such problem in Russia.