I'm more critical of the films I make than anyone else.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Slavery was never abolished.It was just renamed.

I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then.

I am in love with this green Earth.

That conversion which is all joy and lacks sorrow for sin, is very questionable.

Things happen in NFL games. I don't try to dwell on it. I try to say, It happened. Let's move onto the next one.

It is only with the best judges that the highest works of art would lose none of their honor by being seen in their rudiments.

The only time a juggler / Appeals to me / Is when I see him / Miss the ball.

I had my guitar and some talent so that I could make friends with intelligent people and could talk my way out of difficult situations.

I was overcome with an attack of pathological enthusiasm.

Hearing often-times the still, sad music of humanity, nor harsh nor grating, though of ample power to chasten and subdue.