I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

I think I'm much more afraid of making a mistake in raising my daughters than I would be with any work that I do, as an actor. It's a much higher scale of fear, raising kids.

Research, though toilsome, is easy; imagination, though delightful, is difficult.

Amid attempts to protect elephants from ivory poachers and dolphins from tuna nets, the rights of children go remarkably unremarked.

The psycho-physiological hypothesis is both inductively and deductively the sine qua non of the science of psychology.

Normal is a bitter pill that we rail against.

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

You are constantly battling against your own weaknesses to make a good performence.

Long before feminism made fashion a guilty pleasure, my first experience of the sisterhood among strangers took place in a communal dressing room.

My protagonists, male and female, are me.

He watched them grow, until eventually, great forests of words had risen throughout Germany.... It was a nation of farmed thoughts.

Every spoof gives more power to the original.