I'm never going to be in danger of getting the Nobel Prize for literature.

Once you've decided that something's absolutely true, you've closed your mind on it, and a closed mind doesn't go anywhere. Question everything. That's what education's all about.

I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying." - Prince Kheldar of Drasnia

As soon as somebody falls in love, all the wits seem to dribble out of the bottom of his head.

When love is involved no sacrifice is too great.

The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other. -Kheldar

No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.

As long as I know that my motives are good, I'm Seldom very concerned with the opinions of others. -Mandorallen, Baron of Vo Mandor.

...only in the surrender of the light could the darkness prevail.

As soon as a friendship passed a certain point - some obscure and secret boundary - a woman quite automatically became overwhelmed by a raging compulsion to complicate things.

Now's the time to be alive - to see it all happen, to be a part of it. That makes the blood race, and each breath is an adventure.

A job shouldn’t be a mean of existence but rather, a means of sustenance

The only difference between you and the person you admire is their perspective on life.

Still, compared to him, compared to the people we descend from, I am free of history. I'm so free of history I have to get in a car and drive seven states to find it.

Measure your success by the number of people who envy you.

For M & B.Should you ever get to read this, to remind you that when life offers you a challenge:rise to the occasion.

She who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Paris is beautiful, but nothing beats home.

It takes more courage to send men into battle than to fight the battle yourself.

All bad things are exaggerated in the middle of the night. When you lie awake, you only think of bad things.