I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

To repay evils with kindness is the religion I was taught to practise, and this will forever be my rule.

Physical bravery is an animal instinct moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.

Even afterwards when you go through a scene and then step off, sometimes you need a minute to just decompress.

It's too easy to give up on the things that are hard to accomplish.

I'd be a liar if I said I had a normal family.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

It doesn't matter what songs we sing. I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me.

When you sing, you put on a persona. I hide behind that person on stage. You can feel like death, but you have to put it on. The audience wants to see someone smiley.

The one thing that teams can't endure in the NFC any more is injuries. Good teams become bad teams just because they get spread thin with injuries.

Let us do our duty well; let us go straight to God; let us work to become very humble, very patient, very mortified, and very charitable.