I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

The surest way to hurt yourself is to give up on love, just because it didn’twork out the first time.

Lion dies with hungry but never eats grass

Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives.

I always want to be an actress.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.

I have been reading Stephen King since CARRIE and hope to read him for many years to come.

Before I did any action movies, I did a couple of thrillers. That's hung around for me.

When someone takes away your pens you realise quite how important education is.

I'm the most dangerous unarmed women in the world, I've prepared my entire life to be that way.