I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

The Phantom is not famous for forgiveness.

Jesus has entrusted His message of salvation to His followers. Faithfully share the message!

My family tends to be pretty alcoholic and drug-addicted.

There are two things a real man likes - danger and play; and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of play things.

Virtually all the trends that matter are making a mockery of the industry's ritual incantations about the values and virtues of a free press in a free society.

God shall be all in all.

Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time.

No one spends someone elses money as carefully as he spends his own.

It is simply science fiction fantasy to say that, if you do not raise the debt ceiling, that everything is going to collapse.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.