I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

The moon is beautiful only when the mind is seeking beauty and the heart is loving.

In the end, all or nothing will matter.

You have to trust someone before you can have rituals with them.

Show your vulnerability, but have faith. You will succeed. Growth is not glamorous.

It is very easy for us to make choices in life but the most difficult part is to follow those choices through “.

I love coming home to Melbourne. The first thing I do is have a coffee. It's just so much better here than anywhere else. It's better than in Italy and I travel a lot. I crave it.

No one had much faith in me because I was so young. They imagined a little brat with a flash-in-the-pan single. It was inevitable... Thankfully, I proved people wrong.

But in the end our government usually - not unfailingly - is responsive to the people; and usually - not always - will try to do what is right.

The happiest days are when babies come.

The work of art itself is . . . a vibrant, magical, and exemplary object which returns us to the world in some way more open and enriched.