I'm no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing.

It is horrid to smirk.

When someone loves you it's like having a blanket all round your heart.

It occurred to me that if Africa needed us, sometimes we needed Africa a great deal more.

I like you very much. Just as you are.

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.

Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss

One must not live one's life through men but must be complete on oneself as a woman of substance.

No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.

Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society.

It's rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn't wear an uplift bra.

Theology is speaking about God while in the very presence of God. We are intimately engaged with the subject of our study.

Gift to the creative artist: positive images in, positive images out. On the other hand, garbage in, garbage out.

We can not have equilibrium in this world with the current inequality and destruction of Mother Earth. Capitalism is what is causing this problem and it needs to end.

A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."

President Obama's made the White House really the people's house. People feel like they're welcome.

All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less

When Grease and Fame came out, people thought they were cheesy.

The liberation of language is rooted in the liberation of ourselves.

Men are loyal when you lead from the front.

The patient, treated on the fashionable theory, sometimes gets well in spite of the medicine.