I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted to be. I wasn't looking for that.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You can comfort me with your words and your gifts but it can not comfort me with the pain you gave

Expressing anger is an art. The more grace you apply to it, the more effective it shall be.

We retire too early and we die too young, our prime of life should be in the 70's and old age should not come until we are almost 100.

Be yourself, but always your better self.

Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

A first impulse was never a crime.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

Take account of your deeds before they are taken account of.

If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door.