I’m not God, and I can’t always offer chances. I’m not sure if this won’t be your last.

You made a lifetime commitment before God and the world. A silly thing like a divorce doesn’t reverse it.

... but we’ll be back for dinner … especially if you’re having soup de jour!”“Now, Troy! You know very well that soup de jour means ‘soup of the day.’ It changes every time!

Most of my money remains in England, although my unworthy carcass may not under usual circumstances ...

It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

No one can fall in your love without your acceptance.

He realised he was in a chair. The world was white and blurry in half his vision, and it took him a few moments to realise a sheet of paper was stuck to his face.

You sort of don't find me attractive? That can also mean you sort of do find me attractive.

Heaven goes by favor if it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Satire exists for the purpose of killing the social being [for the sake of] the true individual, the real human being.

Like most modern Americans, I assume individuality is not only a fundamental value, but a goal in life, an art form.

I would never want something I'm wearing or the way I'm dancing or something to overshadow what I'm doing. I'd rather grab people's attention with my voice.

We look at the mountain to see the painting, then we look at the painting to see the mountain.

I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laughing at. But it is not worth telling, for not everyone is sufficiently intelligent to be able to see things from the right point of view.