I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Everyone has a thousand wishes before a tragedy, but just one afterward.

I'm always going back to one thing - my family... It's my family, my religion, my fighters. Put them in any order you want.

We all waited on an afterlife. Only I planned to be alive for mine.

There is no finer revenge than that which others inflict on your enemy. Moreover, it has the advantage of leaving you the role of a generous man.

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.

Her sister's shoes. They sparkeled even in the darkening afternoon. They sparkeled like yellow diamonds, and embers of blood and thorny stars.

If people see your weaknesses they will take advantage of them.

By the light of your stars, heal me.

I would like to do a novel where some curse turns that into how the world really is - a blessing or a curse, I don't know which.