I'm not a bad parent and partner, even if I make a thousand mistakes.

I was raised by free-spirited people, though my father gave me a very strong work ethic.

I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

I love the rebelliousness of snail mail, and I love anything that can arrive with a postage stamp. There's something about that person's breath and hands on the letter.

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up.

It's always refreshing to step into another time.

Blessings come in disguise. And challenges can be a blessing.

I think the secret to happiness is having a Teflon soul. Whatever comes your way, you either let it slide or you cook with it.

I've found there to be a tremendous amount of East Coast snobbery in the journalism world.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

I would say chemistry between two people is very powerful. You have to fight to keep it, but if you don't have it, you can't manufacture it.

Sharpen and trust your judgement: learn when spending is a shrewd investment and when it is merely an indulgence

We are thickly layered, page lying upon page, behind simple covers. And love - it is not the book itself, but the binding.

Unrequited love is a ridiculous state that makes you try to convince your heart of something your mind knows is a lie!

Daily ask yourself: "Considering what I'm doing now, what would be a better, superior choice for me to do, to advance my plans for success?

I want people to respect me and not just my position.

He that hath the name to be an early riser may sleep till noon.

Black smoke, the flickering sister of fire.

I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange.

States like (Iraq, Iran, & North Korea), and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of evil, arming to threaten the peace of the world.

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.