I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

wherever you go, wherever you live, still the stars up there will remain the same, as they were when we were together.

Disease is an experience of a so-called mortal mind. It is fear made manifest on the body.

We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth, at least the truth that is given to us to understand.

The trouble with the younger generation is that they don't stay young for very long.

You're dangerous."he says. Why?" Because you make me believe in the impossible." — Simone Elkeles (Rules of Attraction)

I value all things as nothing in comparison with having the spirit of God to guide me.

What stands in the way of effortless effort is caring, or a conscious attempt to do well.

Many of the French follow a Trade with the Indians, living very conveniently for that Interest.

Learning is all about connections, and through our connections with unique people we are able to gain a true understanding of the world around us.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.