I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, "No, it's for me."

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement.

If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we would be happy with more?

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself seeks for it in vain elsewhere.

Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there's no difference between what is and what could be.

So absolute, it is no other than happiness itself, a breathing too quiet to hear.

I should have checked the price tag before I gave them my last name.

My preference would be to remain in the Senate, ... But you can't say I would refuse to serve in one of those (Cabinet) capacities. It's not the same as vice president.

Do you think I ran a campaign where white supremacists had a platform? Are you gonna look me in the face and tell me that?

It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.

It's very likely that most mammals have consciousness, and probably birds, too.

If the children are untaught, their ignorance and vices will in future life cost us much dearer in their consequences than it would have done in their correction by a good education.