I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Each day carries in the blessings of God and you have unlimited access to all it offers.

Time turned into a rope that unraveled as a languid spiral.

Every mind must make its choice between truth and repose. It cannot have both.

Will looked as if he were being asked to believe in something impossible—snow in summertime, a London winter without rain.

I remember crying my eyes out when I watched the end of the Lion King

They build too low who build beneath the skies.

Our evolutionary psychology preconditions us not to respond to threats which can be postponed until later.

People are even more wary of politicians and they are realizing that democracy isn't just about putting a cross on a ballot every four years, it's about deciding what you want and fighting for it.

I wonder if I would have been capable of producing anything if I worked in a more conventional way with a prewritten script, because I'm of the procrastinator class.

A critic should always strive to recapture the sense of wonder and surprise with which he first beheld a now-familiar work of art.