I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

The reason I have felt so empty, so lost at times, is because you were missing.

Aristotle discovered all the half-truths which were necessary to the creation of science.

I'm very happy to come back. I've always had success here and the public is fantastic. I love you, Montreal.

I never went to a photography school, which was my saving grace.

The direst foe of courage is the fear itself, not the object of it; and the man who can overcome his own terror is a hero and more.

The first light had cast the first shadow.

It's the viewer that makes the work.

That was the whole point in forming a band. Girls. Absolutely gorgeous girls

Unfortunately, Childermass's French was so strongly accented by his native Yorkshire that Minervois did not understand and asked Strange if Childermass was Dutch.

The moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun.