I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

Im a huge fan of the James Bond genre.

I would beg, borrow, and steal to live in N.Y.C.

I work in L.A. from time to time.

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do.

I started watching The Stooges religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

If you really pay attention to the movie, it comes into play, in many different sections.

I like being able to walk into an old town and find good local food.

We added Medicare Part D to a system facing bankruptcy and gave no thought to means testing it.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

Probably not. Their depth and our play right now...it doesn't look too good.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

In a separation it is the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.

I want to win a championship and to win the Indy 500 makes me want it so much more.

I think that when you pay tribute and are citing, not only through naming the authors but also through the acknowledgement of the form, that you are in no way plagiarizing.

I know many of my female friends do not like being referred to as "ladies."