I’m not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.

It's kind of like, I love doing tons of different things. The only thing I hate is not being in ensembles.

I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.

Sometimes I get mad when I think that I only have maybe 40 or 50 more springs in New York. When I miss one, 'cause I'm on location for a film, I wanna go, 'That's it, that just cost me one of my 50!'

The great thing about playing a character that's similar to the audience, or similar to you, is that you get to have the same reaction that you would actually have to whatever's going on.

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

The script for 'In Good Company' was the first one I ever showed my dad.

My folks still live in my childhood home, and so when I'm home with them, I usually feel the best.

To be able to work with someone who you learn so much from is a really valuable experience.

I really need a therapist.

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.

What is the meaning of life…to give life meaning.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

There are days where I've lost weight and I feel bigger or fatter or uglier and I want to just hibernate. I'll find every excuse not to exercise. I hate it.

Labor rids us of three great evils; tediousness, vice, and poverty.

I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.

I can't stop pointing to the beauty. Every moment and place says, 'Put this design in your carpet!'

I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern... I'm pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.

I wanted to be a ballerina. I studied ballet for 19 years.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.