I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.

This is the sheriff you’re talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me from cracking down on illegal immigration as long as the laws are there.

Maybe today you could have shot anybody and get away with it. So there's many times, I could have killed people. Legally, I could have killed many people, especially working undercover.

I'm an equal-opportunity law-enforcement guy - I lock everybody up.

If you come across illegal aliens committing crimes, other crimes, you deport them.

I am the constitutionally and legitimately elected sheriff, and I absolutely refuse to surrender my responsibility to the federal government.

Everything I did in the jails - chain gangs, everything - I haven't changed the policy. I did it, I stand by it, and I'm not going to change.

We learn by our problems. We correct our deficiencies if there are any.

I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called.

Some people call me a publicity hound.

I get a lot of calls from families and people who have served time and they say, 'Thank you, Sheriff. I hate the tents.' That's music to my ears.

When the Holy Spirit moves, your family smiles

You can never really know where exactly people are looking at! At the place they are staring at? Or at their past? Or at their future?

And I'd be lying if I told you that as a black man in baseball I hadn't gone through worse times than my teammates.

Thanks to the circus between my ears, I can seize upon the smallest disquieting observation and from it extrapolate a terror of cataclysmic proportions.

My dream role is to play in a story of how the Joker became the Joker, and I would play the young Heath Ledger.

In meditation we research the field without time and space and activity, and yet produce a useful effect while conducting the research.

George Best was the greatest player in the world.

Sometimes to realize you were well, someone must come along and hurt you.

If I play, I try to concentrate on producing my best.

My sister and I do to what we love to do and do what we want to do, so that sort of started us off having a sense of 'Do this because you love it' not 'Do this because you want to be famous.'