I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

So the freshness lives onin a lemon, in the sweet-smelling house of the rind, the proportions, arcane and acerb.

Once your intentions are real and wise, helpful and positive, keep going forward. Never ever give up!

The object of teaching a child is to enable the child to get along without the teacher. We need to educate our children for their future, not our past.

Embrace your dorkdom or rail against it. The choice is yours.

I am a missionary, heart and soul.

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

To verify images kills them, and it is always more enriching to imagine than to experience.

If you are afraid of the sunlight, you ain't a good man!

Working for the earth is not a way to get rich, it is a way to be rich.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.