I'm not a fashionista. I don't have much experience in that world.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

Breaking down a closed door is quicker than waiting for someone to answer it.

The sacrifice of life is, in many cases, the easiest of all sacrifices

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

I can trust my friends... these people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.

I think the greatest single enemy is the misuse of information, the perversion of truth in the hands of terribly skillful people.

First love is first love, first marriage is first marriage, disappointment is disappointment.

A good litmus test is that you should be comfortable with your significant other being present when you hang out with your friend.

What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature.

Men always believe they are in control of everything around them. When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know.

My tastes are aristocratic, my actions democratic.