I'm not a film snob at all. I much prefer a really good Hollywood blockbuster than a thought-provoking art house movie because entertainment is sort of where it's at.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Talent is useful, but always keep your dagger sharp.

A comedian is a fellow who finds other comedians too humorous to mention.

Of course, the outcome of the war would not have been changed. The war was lost perhaps, when it was started. At least it was lost in the winter of '42, in Russia.

There are always going to be more actors than anybody can ever use.

What boots it at one gate to make defence, And at another to let in the foe?

Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

I will write the evangel-poem of comrades and of love.