I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

To understand fully the importance of music, you must try to imagine a world without music! Such a world would be a world of hopelessness and boredom!

I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.

Sorrow is what I feel for people who aren’t doing what they love. I keep my distance from them as though they’re contagious. They are, I believe.

I've done it all. I'm thankful and proud of what I've accomplished in my life. I hope to keep doing it.

All change begins with a DECISION. Once the decision is made, DISCIPLINE becomes the bridge between desire and accomplishment.

That's how I'm able to work and move between so many different genres - I want to be part of what's happening, I want to make new things.

The negro has suffered far more from the commission of this crime against the women of his race by white men than the white race has ever suffered through his crimes.

When we are dead we are praised by those who survive us, though we frequently have no other merit than that of being no longer alive.

Mike Adams, you are simply the sexiest man alive. You have my vote in .

Reality is only possible if you are in the realm of joy.