I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.

Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket.

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.

I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Start looking at the glass as half full and not half empty, a positive life is secondary to you being positive.

You see, ” she interrupted his blank stare, “it doesn’t take much effort to be kind. It only takes the ability to recognize where kindness is needed.

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.

I am convinced after more than 50 years in the field of motivation that anyone who wants to learn to look at life and/or their circumstances in a positive light can do so.

...Promises are more dangerous then secrets.

We live in a generation of not being in love and not being together But we sure make it feel like we're together. Cause we're scared to see each other with somebody else

Modesty is a learned affectation. And as soon as life slams the modest person against the wall, that modesty drops.

To love without role, without power plays, is revolution.

I invite you, from my sentiments, my convictions and my responsibilities, to work together in the construction of a Uruguay where being young is not suspicious, where aging is not a problem.

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of