I'm not a lemming about to run off the end of a cliff.

I've never fancied myself as a pole dancer.

When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me of a giraffe.

David James is frustrated because he thinks us being bottom isn't helping his chances with England. I think it gives him more chance to show his ability.

We are your friends. It is the law of friendship that you tell us things you don’t want to tell us.

The bar for being shocking doesn't even exist anymore. What am I going to do to shock people? Seriously, try to get The Fisting Musical off the ground? Its really at this point, there is no bar.

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

Wars are fought on objectives, not on timetable, and that's why I've been so insistent upon not allowing ourselves to have policy driven by time table, but by objective.

Life, Steffi has learned, carries on around the pain, making room for it, absorbing it until it becomes part of the daily fabric, wrapping itself around you and lodging itself in your heart.

Sometimes there's that perfect moment when the crowd, the music, the energy of the room come together in a way that brings me to tears.

We live in a democracy and I do not understand why highly respected scientists from top international branches are not able express themselves!

I'll give you one day at a time, Claire. But remember, I'm thousands of days ahead already.

Corporeal punishment falls far more heavily than most weighty pecuniary penalty.

Clothing is the first step to building a character.